Michael Ward
Michael Ward by BryceMan1321 March 3, 2019
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michael ward
The Coolest Mother Fucker in the world, if you meet a person named Michael Ward jury know you are in the presence of god.
Michael Ward is a name only the worthy can have. Though he may be strange and a bit crazy, he has the best of intentions in heart, and will do anything he can to help others. Has the biggest heart, which means he loves easy, but this is his downfall because he gets hurt.
Knows what he wants,just not how to get it. Overall and awesome person!!!
Michael Ward is a name only the worthy can have. Though he may be strange and a bit crazy, he has the best of intentions in heart, and will do anything he can to help others. Has the biggest heart, which means he loves easy, but this is his downfall because he gets hurt.
Knows what he wants,just not how to get it. Overall and awesome person!!!
michael ward by Pasty119 March 24, 2017
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Michael afton ward
My amazing and sexy husband who I love so so much and he’s just a perfect man who I absolutely adore and I want to spend the rest of my life with. I will marry this man even if he breaks up with me I do not care, I’ll kidnap him and keep my boyfriend in my house forever because I love him too much to allow him to leave
“I love Michael afton ward” -phøenix
“Stop talking about your boyfriend so much” -literally no one
“Shut the fuck up” -phøenix
“Stop talking about your boyfriend so much” -literally no one
“Shut the fuck up” -phøenix
Michael afton ward by babe_girlz September 16, 2022
Michael afton ward
An amazing husband and boyfriend that I love so so much and I want to marry. He’s literally the light of my life and he’s helped me through absolutely everything. If anyone dares to go near him I will violently rip their oesophagus and shove it up their ass hole until they’re choking it back up through the hole in their throat. I fucking love Mr Michael Afton Ward. He is amazing and such a sweet person. He looks gorgeous 24/7 and just constantly makes me the happiest person on earth whenever he does anything. And I will love him until the day that this earth falls apart and after then too because he ain’t getting rid of me that easily.
“I love Michael afton ward” -phøenix
“You need to stop talking about your boyfriend so much” -literally no one
*kills them* -phøenix
“You need to stop talking about your boyfriend so much” -literally no one
*kills them* -phøenix
Michael afton ward by Cumslvt18 September 16, 2022
Micheal Ward-ed
To be wrongfully/falsely accused of SA by a zealous groupie, only to later be exonerated unanimously, and also later proved as innocent.
Person 1: I heard Emmanuel's ting from the party pursued him and gave him that slop-top gawk gawk 3000 then cried SA the next day, turned out she was telling a pack of lies and had an on-again off-again boyfriend!! I hope E-man recovers.
Person 2: "OH SHIT, he got Micheal Ward-ed!"
Person 2: "OH SHIT, he got Micheal Ward-ed!"
Micheal Ward-ed by nameintweets_shutup July 16, 2026
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