To perform unspeakable, terrible, abusive acts on an animal. The connotations, however, are most effective when describing actions towards dogs.
Put a DAMN muzzle on that thing! I’m gonna hop the fence and “Michael Vick” your dog if it doesn’t shut its trap!
by Listat August 30, 2007
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The name that comes into play most often when discussing illegal pitbull activities.
Psychiatrist: Lopez, we're going to play a word association game. I'll give a few words, and you say the first thing that pops into your mind, ok?

Lopez: Ok.

Psychiatrist: First set of words...Illegal Pitbull Fights?

Lopez: Michael Vick
by OMGiTzBRONO August 07, 2007
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One of the most exciting, yet overated quarterbacks in the NFL. He will never win a Super Bowl, mainly because he is a running Quarterback.

First, tell me how many scrambling QB's that have won a championship. Now tell me how many Pocket Passers that have won a championship. Better yet, name the last ten Super Bowl winning Quarterbacks and whether they were running Quarterbacks or pocket passers. Exactly...
Michael Vick will never lead his team to a Super Bowl unless he improves his passing.
by True QB September 05, 2006
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A man so despised by white people that they don't even care about being called racist(falsely) when they openly display their hate for him.
Jayquan: So how do you feel about Michael Vick getting signed to the Eagles?

Cooper: I hate Michael Vick for all I care he can burn in hell.

Jayquan: Wow I think you're racist

Cooper: Well you should know by now I mean I voted for McCain.
by V-Sizzle August 13, 2009
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A Man Who Abuses Dogs Cause He thinks he is a pimp and can get away with everything Because he is a star and thinks he is above the law
He man Call up Michael vick so he can kill my dog
by Dalty14 April 03, 2008
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