miami girls

Rich white stuck up bitches. It’s all about your money and your daddy issues. Every miami girl has expensive brands which include- golden goose, one teaspoons, louis Vuitton bags, gucci shoes, and Cartier ring or bracelet. The miami girls are the shit, they live the life. During they week they attend there expensive private school and on the weekends they party, drink, smoke, hookup with guys and go out on boats with there friends. miami girls all care about what you look like, how much money you have, and what you own. It’s all worth it to be a miami girls because their the baddest bitches that no body fuck with!

Girl: have you seen miami girls?
Boy: yeah them bitches hot as fuck!

miami girls by jesuschristilovehimalot November 13, 2019

Miami girls' trip

The doomed stereotypical trip that a group of girlfriends takes to Miami. Factors like the stress of planning/travel, forced proximity, and finances cause tensions to rise, often resulting in some kind of fight. The friend group is irreparably damaged upon returning home.

Any ill-fated trip by a friend group can embody the Miami girls' trip. The friends do not have to be girls and the destination does not have to be Miami. If the group trip ruined your friendships, you've had the MGT experience.

Things were never the same between them after the Miami girls' trip.

Miami girls' trip by Meradeet April 24, 2025

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miami girl

Miami girl, your average floridian woman who reigns superior to others. typically super high maintenance and always in her bag.

She's so high maintenance.

I know right, such a Miami girl.

miami girl by Th3Re4lKay April 14, 2021

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Miami Girl

"Miami Girl" is a commonly used phrase that refers to girl students who attend (or graduated from) Miami University in Oxford, Ohio. Miami of Ohio is known for not only outstanding education, beautiful campus, and epic parties, but also the reputation of the Miami Girl. Miami Girls are admired for somehow being able to look good even when making the "walk-of-shame" across Oxford, or going to class in sweat pants. Miami Girls are best known for being pretty, tan, well-dressed, and better than you. They can be marked by perfect hair, perfect teeth, perfect skin, and impeccable style.

"I starting dating this new girl."
"Yeah? Is she hot?"
"Dude, she's a Miami Girl."
"You're a lucky bastard."

Miami Girl by MiamiofOhio November 28, 2009

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Miami girl slander

Lies told by Miami women to get their way with men that they want. Typically, manipulation at it’s finest.

Jess: I promise you I’m not talking with anyone else but you Jim.

Jim: Sorry Jess, I can’t fall for your miami girl slander.

Miami girl slander by FreeYNWmelly June 28, 2023

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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