mexican crockpot

The mexican crockpot is while you are on the shitter, pinching a loaf, your lady straddles, facing each other, and while you two are fucking she drops a load in between your legs.

Q: What's for dinner tonight?
A: We are having a mexican crockpot.

mexican crockpot by Matt Spurrier/Jeffery Robinson June 11, 2006

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mexican crockpot

Toilet inside a port-a-potty (Mexican space shuttle).

Alejandro is on the Mexican crockpot.

mexican crockpot by surfdog May 28, 2016

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Mexican Crock Pot

Also known as the front-butt of a large Hispanic woman. Typically smells of old burritos and chupacabra feces

Holy crap, did you see that Mexican crock pot on that chick!

Mexican Crock Pot by virgDics-on April 29, 2015

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Mexican crock pot

When you fill a butt up with seman then proceeded to drink it.

Hey honey im thirsty. You can have some of this Mexican crock pot.

Mexican crock pot by Duke ala touque August 25, 2017

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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