Metrix 

An individual who is considered to be two faced. Back stabber.

A coworker who acts like your friend, but will inform the manager of even the most minor infractions.

A twist of the word matrix defined as a grid displaying patient/employee proportions.

Becareful, she's a metrix, don't do anything or Shana will find out.

Metrix by gammadelta1 October 16, 2007

dick metrics

Arbitrary unit of measurement used mostly by males. Derived from men overestimating their penis size.

"We got 8 inches of snow last night."

"You're using dick metrics. I just measured and we got 5 inches of snow last night."

dick metrics by MomFatale October 31, 2014

matrix 

a term describing a controlled environment or situation in which people act or behave in ways that conform to roles pre-determined by a powerful person(s) who decides how the world is supposed to function.

Living on or within a matrix may also be referred to as "on the grid", with greater flexibility and choice available to those who venture off-the-grid.

After years of living a boring life, working 9-to-5 on the East Coast matrix, he relocated to Portland, Oregon, where he traded his car for a bicycle and started earning a living with his acoustic guitar.

matrix by D.S. Credito March 12, 2015

Metrimaphobia

The fear of tape measures, metrima being the greek word for measuring

1) Kelsey has metrimaphobia, she can not be near tape measure

2) I heard the superintendent has metrimaphobia, that is why he is always in the office.

Metrimaphobia by Reggiegear August 2, 2021

Escape the matrix 

We need to escape the matrix stop the 9-5 jobs stop controlment. be yourself

Top G helps us escape the matrix

Escape the matrix by saussahe November 14, 2022

Matrix Juice 

Virtual Semen

Y’all drinking Matrix Juice?
Dead conio want some Matrix Juice.

Matrix Juice by R0nlt690 December 31, 2020

Some Matrix shit 

When someone performs a reflexive feat that seems to defy physics.

Guy 1 throws a lighter point blank range at Guy 2, who catches it without even thinking.

Guy 1: "Damn, Guy 2, that was some Matrix shit"!

Or....

Guy drops his bottle of Gatorade but kicks it back up to his hands before it hits the ground. That's some Matrix shit.

Some Matrix shit by Hank McDizzleson May 16, 2010