methane freebie Share definition Flag A coolidiculous and/or offensive term for a very public, very powerful and very smelly fart. Shame on you if you know how to release a methane freebie in public, especially at the dinner table. methane freebie by Uncle Dimma October 30, 2014 0 0 Get merch Get the methane freebie mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch