Quick grooming before going for a grooming session. So that the attendants at the grooming session don't silently judge you. Quick brush and floss before going to the dentist's. Brief foot-wash before going for a pedicure. Even joining a hole-in-the-wall gym to get in shape for the snazzy uptown gym.
X: "I really wanna join that gym with the hot guys."
L: "But you just joined this gym."
X: "Ya, d'uh, to get in shape for that only."
L: "Spare me your metagrooming."
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.