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when your girl's ankles are tied and you're fuckin her from behind while she's laying down on her stomach
Nikki was squirming around too much, so I tied her ankles together, flipped her over and gave her a mermaid fuck.
by PrincessCupcakes June 07, 2016
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Jul 12 Word of the Day
The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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