A longhaired bastard that likes to surf, while smoking a corncob pipe. He is known to shout Mahalo at the top of his lungs while peeing on the top of his moped.
holy shit, did you see that merkel in the bushes, he was totally smoking reefer.
by Burnzarelli November 24, 2010
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A faker who uses words from urban dictionary every second,
Someone who uses a lot of hip words, but it turns out they read urban dictionary all day and are a poseur.
Insta Bitch: Damn how do you know all those words?
Fboy: Haha, I don't know, I'm cool like that.
Me: Nah he's just a Merkel.
by Twooof December 29, 2016
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A scumbag whore devil who was a commie for most of her life before coming into power and she’s not even German, she’s Polish and Jewish.

She stabbed Germany in the back at every possible turn and is the reason the great cities of Europe and Germany are disgracefully becoming like Chicago and Detroit.
Angela Merkel did literally millions of more permanent and in many cases unfixable damage to Germany compared to the terror-boming of Dresden.
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Describes a double-standard, where elected officials do not care about civil rights violations concerning ordinary citizens, but scandalize similar violations when they happen to them.

Coined by Edward Snowden.
"It's equally if not more concerning that we're seeing another 'Merkel Effect,' where an elected official does not care at all that the rights of millions of ordinary citizens are violated by our spies, but suddenly it's a scandal when a politician finds out the same thing happens to them."

Edward Snowden in an interview with NBC news.
by dzire187 March 15, 2014
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Typically used to describe a whale, or someone who likes to eat lobsters a lot. Sometimes its used to describe various dance moves to make one look like a complete retard.
He likes to eat at red lobster? He must be a PJ Merkel.

He has 7 chins? Must be a PJ Merkel
by baljeet reji June 12, 2019
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I got so white claw wasted that I dirty merkeled my hair cut and now I have to shave everything off.
by Mangobangoz October 3, 2019
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1. The current chancellor of the Federal Republic of Germany.

2. A woman who was the victim of an unwelcome massage at the hands of a U.S. President.
The Groper in Chief, George W. Bush, recently snuck up behind Angela Merkel and gave her an unwelcome massage.
by jesster79 July 20, 2006
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