merk (merked)

Established from the nonsense of the infamous Arizona John Merkel

1.) Being late

2.) getting lost

3.) Doing something stupid

John missed the close up bus....shit son he got merked! what a douche.

by Jess May 13, 2005

Mermerked

When a sumo sized man sleeps with mermaids.

A over sized squidbilly is floating around in the ocean and a mermaid initiates an underwater blow fish. You just got mermerked son.

by Squidbilly Lover November 20, 2010