Meritless Garland

The milk-toast, disgraceful Attorney General of the United States who was too scared of Diaper Donald to pursue insurrection charges before Biden’s term ran out.

Meritless Garland will go down in history as the worst Attorney General of the United States. He was too afraid of Diaper Donald Trump to pursue his removal from the highest office, allowing the corrupt MAGAt regime to re-gain power.

Meritless Garland by LaughingAloud April 10, 2026

the merciless sun god 

The merciless sun god who stares down upon civilians with his ambivalent and yet analyzing gaze. Just as humans act around apes so does the sun god act around mortals. His expressionless features convey a great understanding that our mortal minds cannot even hope to understand. It is said that if you gaze into the yawning abyss that is his eyes for long enough you may just return with an inkling if his vast knowledge and power. Is his presence a gift or some sort of weird lay line connection to an alternative universe?

Friend 1- “oh I’m Christian, what religion are you”.
Me-“I follow the path of the Merciless Sun God”

the merciless sun god by Cringemeat123 October 14, 2019

meatless week

When a fucking cheapass loser dickhead doesn't get any overtime during the week.

They are not giving us any overtime, it looks like it's going to be a meatless week.

meatless week by pilsbury September 17, 2007

Maritess 

Maritess is a nickname for a person who loves gossip, more like the Filipino version of a Karen.

Maritess, Maritess! Anong Latest?
(Maritess, Maritess! What's the latest?)

Maritess by Kaijto123 November 28, 2021

meatless grinder 

(v): From the East Coast name for a submarine sandwich, the act of two women grinding their vaginas together with no penis present.

"My sister just called me to tell me about the meatless grinder she fired up with her roommate."

meatless grinder by Austin Pealy August 22, 2009

Merciless 

To have no mercy.

Eg, there will be no mercy to your anus because I am merciless.

Merciless by ELGoR March 19, 2003

Meatless Muff Diver 

A man whose genitalia has underdeveloped forcing him to rigorously study the art of Muff Diving. He has perfected this act so well that any muff he touches will achieve extreme satisfaction beyond belief. To become a supreme meatless muff diver the person must commit to the dive and know that no muff can go undoven.

The meatless muff divers may sometimes perform actual intercourse but it is highly unlikely because most divers genitalia is so small that once the female's eyes gaze upon the meat they instantly become turned off due to its disturbingly small girth.

Charlie was born with a disturbingly small cock and was forced to become and Meatless Muff Diver.

Chris has studied for 5 years to become a Meatless Muff Diver, but has not even begun to scratch the surface of such a feat.

Meatless Muff Diver by Grinder100 October 12, 2009