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mendel's soup 

A website that devotes itself to a bunch of emo romantic crap, talking about "love" and "you were so great I can't believe we broke up I'm going to kill myself now". There are some pictures that creep in from the holy site of 4chan, but not enough.

These emo quotes usually take the form on an "artistic" medium, such as on the walls or on the body (few nude shots though...waaayyy too few). Pictures are usually full of nature and a bunch of other hippie shit, beaches with people looking out into them, and most have "artistic lighting" or whatever.

So go there if you're an emo bitch or fag and want to wallow in self pity/ your own splodge or whatever you people do.

Another portion is devoted to anime chicks, LOL cats, and...that's about it. There are GIFS and some videos, some are funny. Some are not.
Here are some actual quotes from mendel's soup:

"Please don't leave me alone with my thoughts"

“ I quit, I give up, nothing’s good enough for anybody else, it seems… when I’m all alone it is the best way to be. When I’m by myself nobody else can say good-bye. Everything is temporary anyway."

"Sometime you just have to hold your head up high, blink away the tears and say goodbye."

"Come live in my heart and pay no rent"

"Once upon a time we had something to fight for"

Excuse me while I wash off the gay.
mendel's soup by JSHT June 8, 2010
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