the characteristic attitude of mind or way of thinking of a person or group that can be versed in a few short lines and passed off as a legitimate capacity of intelligent thought regardless of the information's validity simply because the information sounds good and is shared throughout social media sources and emails in the form of memes and tactiley as articles, billboards, and bumper stickers.
"Obama is America's First Muslim In Chief" and "Trump Quote, 1998: If I ran as president, I'd run as a republican. They're the stupidest group of voters in the country." are classic examples of misinformation and fake news that have been passed of as legitimate thoughts and attitudes and due to these thought being passed off largely in the form of memes they have greatly influenced the memetality of the masses.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!