mematron

The most powerful piece of swag in the known universe. Can be used to murder anyone instantly or just to get all the ladies. Or men. Your choice.
Example 1
1: Wow, he gets loads of girls!
2: Yeah, he's a real mematron.

Example 2
Look at the mematron that guy has!
by Jimothy Sprinkles March 16, 2014
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