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A Scottish slang word to describe someone absolutely blazed.
"Mate, I was absolutely melted yesterday with Greg"
Melted by Wank doctor August 29, 2017
When a sesh soldier is absolutely at the end of their tether and simply cannot handle any more shenanigans, they are Melted
'Come on son, get a another Scottish handshake down you!'
- 'can't mate, I'm absolutely melted and feel like Satan himself is punching me in the liver'
Melted by Dr. Novice October 4, 2019
When a segment or piece of music is so ridiculously trippy it feels like you're brain is melting.
Jack: Aye, did you hear Death Grips new album?
Liam: Yeah, the Black Dice intro was melted.
Melted by Yung L Da BasedGod October 1, 2012
A state of mind you fall into when you take too much MDMA. Said melted person would feel like they have melted into or onto whatever they are sitting on. A melted person would not be able to do anything productive for 2-3 hours after the consumption of the drug.
"Susie was so melted when she said that to you"
Melted by TheMelted December 24, 2009
oh shit this nigga is cleeeeeean
melted by skeet July 12, 2004
A word typically said when one is, "shitted on" via real life or the digital world.
Nerd #1: OH DANG DAWG TRIPLE NO SCOPEY 1080

Nerd #2: Damn, he just got melted.

Nigger #1: Dang cuz, you see young Frank throwing that right hook on that herb ass bitch down on the corner?

Nigger #2: Hell yeah, that nigga was melted!
Melted by Chachi Jones Jr. September 13, 2013