Skip to main content
A guy who loves the playstation and hates studying
He doesn't want to go to school but he wants to play with the ps4 he is a melosch
melosch by Kylie Jenner. January 4, 2017
Words you can keep

Meloncholy 

When watermelons look sad. Often confused with the word melancholy
Guy 1: Those watermelons really look meloncholy.
Guy 2: Isn't it melancholy?
Guy 1: Josh, these are words we're speaking out loud.
Meloncholy by DeathIsImminant October 27, 2018
a major hottie, usually high school english teachers
sam personally referred to mr. meloche as "mr. intellectual"
meloche by samantha escamilla November 11, 2006

meloshitiphobia 

The fear of Nicki Minaj
"Dude I just got prescribed medical marijuana because I have meloshitiphobia" "Starships are mean-" slap

meloncheck 

To slap a person in the forehead with the palm of your hand.
My girlfriend melonchecked me when she realized I wasn't listening to a word she said.
meloncheck by Thomas O'Neil March 5, 2008

meloncholy 

A general feeling of sadness arising from looking at breasts that remind you of breasts you used to know.
As Francois and Simone are getting hot and heavy in the diner...
Simone: Do my breasts upset you?
Francois: No, they just give me meloncholy.
meloncholy by Peter Rockefeller Jnr October 17, 2011
A word used to "call out" another person after the slight hint of a lie or embellishemnt (used immediately after story telling has ended). Also followed by the term dead serious See example.
The person will shout out "Melosh" after hearing a tale and if the person telling the story is telling the truth, he/she will then in turn call out "dead serious". This response informs the listener that the story is true and factual. If the story teller says, "dead ceral or something remotely close to sounding like "dead serious", then the listener knows the story is fake. Lieing on a Melosh requires "no friends for two weeks"

Ryan: I went to the strip club last night and I pulled a girl from the side stage, took her in the back and got busy with her...for free!

Troy: Melosh!!!

Ryan: Dead Serious

Troy: Nice work, take me with you next time.
Melosh by Calling You Out August 5, 2009
More from Urban Dictionary

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
Next