melosch

A guy who loves the playstation and hates studying

He doesn't want to go to school but he wants to play with the ps4 he is a melosch

by Kylie Jenner. January 4, 2017

Meloncholy

When watermelons look sad. Often confused with the word melancholy

Guy 1: Those watermelons really look meloncholy.
Guy 2: Isn't it melancholy?
Guy 1: Josh, these are words we're speaking out loud.

by DeathIsImminant October 27, 2018

meloche

a major hottie, usually high school english teachers

sam personally referred to mr. meloche as "mr. intellectual"

by samantha escamilla November 11, 2006

meloshitiphobia

The fear of Nicki Minaj

"Dude I just got prescribed medical marijuana because I have meloshitiphobia" "Starships are mean-" slap

by TheAwesomFuck May 17, 2014

meloncheck

To slap a person in the forehead with the palm of your hand.

My girlfriend melonchecked me when she realized I wasn't listening to a word she said.

by Thomas O'Neil March 5, 2008

meloncholy

A general feeling of sadness arising from looking at breasts that remind you of breasts you used to know.

As Francois and Simone are getting hot and heavy in the diner...
Simone: Do my breasts upset you?
Francois: No, they just give me meloncholy.

by Peter Rockefeller Jnr October 17, 2011

Melosh

A word used to "call out" another person after the slight hint of a lie or embellishemnt (used immediately after story telling has ended). Also followed by the term dead serious See example.

The person will shout out "Melosh" after hearing a tale and if the person telling the story is telling the truth, he/she will then in turn call out "dead serious". This response informs the listener that the story is true and factual. If the story teller says, "dead ceral or something remotely close to sounding like "dead serious", then the listener knows the story is fake. Lieing on a Melosh requires "no friends for two weeks"

Ryan: I went to the strip club last night and I pulled a girl from the side stage, took her in the back and got busy with her...for free!

Troy: Melosh!!!

Ryan: Dead Serious

Troy: Nice work, take me with you next time.

by Calling You Out August 5, 2009