meloche

a major hottie, usually high school english teachers

sam personally referred to mr. meloche as "mr. intellectual"

by samantha escamilla November 11, 2006

Meloche

A way of life best expressed through Paul Giamatti.

Person 1: He looks depressed.

Person 2: He must be a Meloche.

by your favorite dynamic duo October 18, 2008

Hannah Meloche

Hannah Meloche is a youtuber. She’s part of the Girdies. She very sweet and a very cool person.

Person1: Do you know Hannah Meloche
Person2: Yes, she is the coolest

by _BabyDols_ November 4, 2018

Snotty Meloche

A Snotty Meloche is when a hooker has a snotty nose. She sucks back the snot, coughs it back up, spits it into her hand and begins to jerk you off with it.

That hooker was so sick with a clogged snotty nose but she felt good enough to give me a Snotty Meloche.

by Rancher Robb January 23, 2022

harry melcher

when a women lets all of her pubic hair grow except shaving only the landing strip.

My tongue went down from her navel only to revel a harry melcher, almost like a path through the woods.

by doublebboozebag February 19, 2010

John Hoosier Melonhead

A nickname that the Columbus, Ohio rock radio station Q-FM-96 has for heartland rocker John Mellencamp, who hails from Indiana, and is therefore a Hoosier. He's been in the business for many years and has scored many hits, particularly in the U.S. and Canada. His first hit was "I Need a Lover Who Won't Drive Me Crazy", hit #1 in the U.S. and Canada with "Jack and Diane", and has scored hit after hit since. His recent album hit the top 5 this year. First he was known as "Johnny Cougar", then "John Cougar", then briefly as "John Mellencamp Cougar", then "John Cougar Mellencamp" for the rest of the 80s, then he dropped the "Cougar" in the 90s. His sound is pretty much a mixture of Stonesy rock with a rural atmosphere and Appalachian folk instrumentation, although Mellencamp has experimented with other styles, too. He's made a number of really good albums, including Uh-Huh, Scarecrow, The Lonesome Jubilee, Human Wheels, Dance Naked and more. To quote the title of one of his hits, "Check it Out".

1. Here in the Midwest, John Mellencamp has long had a strong fan base. He frequently performs in Ohio and is very popular here.

2. Q-FM-96 DJ: "... and that was "The Authority Song" from the Uh-Huh album by John Hoosier Melonhead. And speaking of Mellencamp he's scheduled to perform at Polaris Amphitheatre next month, so get your tickets today and we'll see you there!"

by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 9, 2008

melonhead

what you call someone who says something a tad stupid

Gabbie: Is murder illegal?
Becky: Obviously it is you melonhead

by bum muffin July 22, 2016