Melon Eater 

Is a female who is a fat slag that thinks she's it and litterally looks like shes ate a melon(mainly found in colleges or schools and typical chav towns )
they have orange faces,which are usually plastered in different kinds of make-up and wear innapropriate clothing for them eg: leggings,g-strings and non fitting t shirts which show all fat in all areas
Do not approach one,if you ever see one

Melon Eater eg:Chavette,Fat Slag,Local bicycle

Melon Eater by master deepeazy August 10, 2010

melon eater 

Slur for nigger.

When your friend Thom accidentally says a slur in Physics class.

Josh: "Anything can be said in a British accident and it can sound like an insult, you windshield."
Thom: "You melon eater"
Josh: "LOL"

melon eater by joshk0 July 26, 2022

Melonwater eating berry straws 

a term your best friend will use when they need toilet paper in their minecraft underground gucci hamster

Everlyn: do you need anything
Tania: melonwater eating berry straws
Everlyn: gotcha.

Melonwater eating berry straws by gucci hamster vs mushroom May 27, 2021

melonwater 

It's a watermelon when its square

Oh look at these asians making melonwater

melonwater by TeleVsion September 18, 2020