Melbert

An ancient beast of Norse legend. Half man, Half beast. It is large, in charge, and quite hairy. Most people, when first exposed to this beast, need photographic proof due to its alarming appearance. Characteristics include long hair, epic beard forged by Thor himself, metal tee shirts or rugby tee shirts, and a quizzical expression dawned before he feeds.

My sister was walking home alone last night and saw a large hairy beast leap from one building to another. She claims it was a Melbert."

Melbert by Chris of Tian July 28, 2010

Melbert

Hot chick. Someone with a great body.

That babe at the bus stop was a total Melbert.

Melbert by bigdonnie April 12, 2008

Mebert

The only way to explain the meaning of the word Mebert, is in the Mebert language, which consists only of the word Mebert, said in various pitches, volumes, and inflections.

Mom: How was your day?
Son: Mebert...

Girlfriend: Would you like to make love?
Boy: MEBERT!

Mebert by Glue548 June 5, 2007

milbert 

Your best friends girlfriend nickname you call her. She’s a great person, but you just like to make fun of her with the boys cause she has cooties

Friend: Hey what have you and Milbert- I mean Millie been up to

milbert by MaS0n 1s GaY October 17, 2021

memberton 

Pet name for a huge throbbin'cock

"Then Bob whipped out Mr. memberton and smacked that drunk with it!"

memberton by Air-eye February 11, 2006

megbert 

The spawn of Carl Wheezer from Jimmy Neutron having sexual relations with Darla from Finding Nemo.
OR
An exclamation made while constipated on the toilet.

Yesterday when I was taking a shit I exclaimed “MEGBERT” just to get that last turd out.

megbert by BracktnMcboytoy January 29, 2018

Melber Kentucky 

A small town south of Paducah with a population of about 750. Not much is notable about it other than its zip code.

The zip code for Melber Kentucky is 42069.

Melber Kentucky by awmm January 30, 2021