medorah

meaning awkward or unbearably scene

Ugly Fat Friend: god, this diet is really working for me . .im down to 278
you: medorahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! (in the awkward tone of voice)

cue laughter

by abby&katrina September 24, 2006

The Dirty Menorah

While the Menorah has its roots in Hebrew culture, religion, and lore, the dirty menorah has only recently made its way into the lexicon of sexual parlance. However, it has crossed over to become more secular in nature in that it is not only practiced by those of Hebrew ancestry and faith, but by members of various religions as well as agnostics, and atheists alike; it need not be hetero-specific. It is related to the Dirty Sanchez, the Dirty Rodriguez, and even more so to the Dirty Ash Wednesday, albeit borne of different religious doctrine.

In stark contrast to the Menorah, which bears a total of nine candles, only two participants are required to effect a ‘dirty menorah’, with the male (or one of the males if practiced by a non-hetero couple) serving as a sort of sexual shamash. For eight consecutive days, the ‘shamash’ has anal sex with his partner.

Each day, after having successfully nutted in the recipient’s ass, the shamash places an individual and distinct Hebrew-language character on the forehead of his partner using only his penis to write the character; the ‘ink’ with which the characters are written in this case being cock-borne ass-matter from the shamash’s dick. Contrast with Dirty Ash Wednesday.

“Ah, the dirty menorah…you know, last week I ran into my ex, and when I saw her, I couldn’t help but think of that vacation we took in the Bahamas where, over the course of eight nights, I painted her forehead with Hebrew characters using only my dick...best anal sex of my life, but she wouldn't leave the room.”

by justplainnuts December 1, 2009

Medora

A person that is always smiling, likes to make you laugh. Is mostly blonde but can be brunette. Will try to make friends wherever she goes. She is super pretty and likes to smile. She likes to look at flowers and compliment you. Gets good grades and is a talker. I wouldn't lose a Medora.

"Did you see medora today, I love her smile and outfit, she is always so funny"

by Speedy speeder June 11, 2019

Menorahty

A Jewish person living in the U.S., or in any other country where Jews are a minority.

Esther: Did you know that LaQuisha is Jewish?

Saul: Yes. Like us, she is a Menorahty

by Herschel Rosenstein January 2, 2010

human menorah

8 guys running a train on a chick.

yoor girl went to israel and received a human menorah

by george spot December 15, 2007

MDORAHWBy

My Daddy Owns Roblox And He Will Ban You

well MDORAHWBY

by Mider_HeadTaker February 3, 2023

Gilding the Menorah

The act of shoving a large dildo up a young Jewish girl's ass, pulling it out, licking it and then shoving it into her pussy. Not to be confused with the very popular "golden sponge bath."

Ari and Levana were having nice, clean sex when Ari grabbed Levana's dildo and began Gilding the Menorah.

by dien furer September 2, 2010