meat to seat

When a man sits down to drop a coal dumpling and his penis lays on the toilet seat

I caught pimp drip cause I went meat to seat at the mall bathroom.

by Cooter polluter April 16, 2017

Meat Seat

To have an unusally large ass, kind of like the side of beef Stallone punches in Rocky

Oh great, here comes meat seat

by Dexter Morgan October 28, 2008

Meat Seat

A clan in the MMORPG Runescape centered around large penises and woodcutting.

Requirements:
8+ inches
99 woodcutting

Imper588: Hey mic, you heard about that cool clan "Meat Seat"?

Mic T: Ye m8, but I severely lack the penis length to join :(

Imper588: Same :(

by Poopstain687 June 16, 2011

meat seat

A meat seat is when someone else has defecated in a toilet before you and has not flushed.

I innocently went to a toilet stall and left in a hurry when I noticed that someone had left a meat seat.

by Charlie Poot February 16, 2007

Meat on my seat

When your bro/brodat thinks a girl whos packing a little bit of protein is pengerz

Yo man wouldn’t mind some of that meat on my seat

by BrealeyDon June 29, 2019

meat seat

When a woman's inner labia is hanging out from her vagina.

"So, what did you think of Emily last night?" I don't know man, she had some major meat seat." "Really? I dig a girl with good meat seat." "Naw, it's not for me."

by Kenny Lingice June 14, 2007

Meat Seat Gurpin

Meat Seat refers to a mans lap, namely is erect penis which is ripe for the gurpin. Gurpin refers to any sexual act you can perform while in the sitting position. Gurpin can also be done with clothes on. (see ex.)

1. Yea that girl was crazy about riding my meat seat all night, she gurped it up.
2. Did you see that stripper at the bar last night? She was giving out free Gurps for any Meat Seat that was willing.
3. Her specialty is Meat Seat Gurpin.

by Chief B. Chiefn April 27, 2010