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meat suit 

when you are a meat suit, not human zipper buddy
ha ha funny meat suit gubul buddy!
its such a meat suit.
meat suit by cookieslurpjerma278822 January 12, 2023

full body meat suit 

A full body meat suit is when insted of just toeing or fisting a girl or guy you fuck them soo hard you clime in side of the person and wear them as a suit.
I fisted britney so hard i climed in side of the girl and i wore her like a full body meat suit. Its all worm an squonky and squidgy.

meat suitcase 

Twas an item from yesteryear used by those of a criminal persuasion to showcase their knock off meat whilst traversing the local ale houses of th1970's . Stealth like in their movements they would suddenly appear and whilst opening their meat suitcase would say in hushed tones, "Ere do you wanna by some pifered pork mate?" "mystery sausage 3 for £1".
" Behold my meat suitcase and the wares within "
"Blimey I think it's time I washed my meat. suitcase .That last lot of pork was definitely on the turn!"
meat suitcase by Constanntina August 27, 2022

Three-Piece Meat-Suite 

noun, collective name for the three distinct components of the male genitalia based on the furniture industry practise of selling 'three-piece suites'
'...she didn't believe me, so I got out my three-piece meat-suite'
Three-Piece Meat-Suite by Benni September 22, 2004

skeleton in a meatsuit 

A super skinny emaciated guy who thinks he's tough. with his skin stretched tightly over his body...showing every bone.
Look at that ridiculous skeleton in a meatsuit. haha he's going to get his ass kicked.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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