meat parade

An event, such as the Oscars, that consists of an unimportant, unrelevant event that except to those that are partaking in said event, is totally not important to the functioning of the world as a whole.

Damn, the Oscars is so pointless, what a total meat parade.

by Jeeberstein March 16, 2006

Meat Parade

Just a parade of female meats. Booty and titties.

Look at this squad of females, just a meat parade.

by ProtectWomensRights July 12, 2019

Beat meat repeat paradox

When you're bored you beat your meat. This feels really good, but the more often you do it, the less satisfaction you get from it.

Dude I'm stuck in the coomer beat meat repeat paradox because of quarantine and my lack of skills with women.

by please enter your username February 16, 2021