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Manfucked 

Manfucked

When a man refuses to allow a woman to fix something, even though he fully knows she is capable, and completely fucks up the job himself.

Being so insecure that even if you have never touched a power tool hand tool in your entire life, and a woman has built a porch or remodeled a bathroom singlehandedly, you still need to take the tools from her and proceed to fuck the job up. Then, pretend like “It is OK” and “It will work”, even though you know damn well you completely manfucked the whole thing. Simultaneously acting like she should be appreciative of everything you have done and expecting praise. When in reality, the woman now needs to fix a bigger problem or re-purchase the thing you were trying to “fix” for her as it is irreparably broken now.
I was rebuilding a hard drive and my co-worker came over and manfucked the whole thing. Now I cannot get the case off because he put the screws in “at an angle” somehow and the heads are completely threaded.
Manfucked by WhatRUKiddingMe May 27, 2018
A man you know can't handle the emotional attachment or in any way can support any of your needs except sexually.. You know he is a Grade A fuckboy but you use him until the well goes dry..
Mireesha would be a lot happier if she would find a real man and not just a manfuck.
Manfuck by MeeshOne September 28, 2017

meatfuck 

When one takes an unusually large sausage, hollows out a dick sized hole and fucks it.
Dude I dun just had a meatfuck!
meatfuck by Meatstick February 28, 2018

MenFuckMeMyDick-en 

A derogatory nickname for Kentucky Fried Chicken, or KFC, one of several fast food subsidiaries of Pepsi. Known for having some of the highest trans-fat levels of all foods, thereby afflicting hundreds of thousands of people with obesity and heart disease.
Also known as GayMen'sPee.
I hate that place - the last time I ate at MenFuckMeMyDick-en I got salmonella poisoning and shat my pants as a result of the over-lubrication of my colon by massive amounts of saturated fat. GayMen'sPee sucks balls.
Sex performed by a man with another man or woman.
(Male or Female)I am going out tonight hunting for a manfuck.
Penetration with a penis, not a toy, carried out by a man on either sex.
manfuck by Nuttier July 31, 2006

I mean fuck

A phrase commonly used as a defferant, for catching hell for something "wether u did it or not."
Casey drives through Andrews dads pond with truck after drunken party, calls the next day. Casey, "What's goin on Bucky" Bucky, "You Drunk Bastard" Casey, "I mean Fuck. I called to apologize for the ruts in your pond."
I mean fuck by casey and andrew November 7, 2010