Mean bastard Share definition Flag When you get an insult like hairy titties and he's now stuck in a hole like the mean bastard that he is. You have hairy ape titties....oh wow I really am a mean bastard said the hairy bear Mean bastard by Bear in a hole August 9, 2016 0 0 Get merch Get the Mean bastard mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch