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McMichaeled 

To be pussy whipped beyond recognition of a respectable male and human being and or the loss of testicles.
He's back at UCM again. This dude's definately getting McMichaeled hard.
McMichaeled by McSklazing November 9, 2009

McMicken U-Turn

Sexual act in which you perform oral sex on a woman, starting at the clitoris, then licking all the way down the labia majoras and making your way to the asshole, around and back to the clit.
Girl 1: so how was it last night?
Girl 2: oh my god, he did the McMicken U-turn to me! i can barely stand!
Girl 1: wow, im soo damp!
McMicken U-Turn by O.G. Bo Vice January 21, 2010

Steely McMichaels

A beneficent and God-pleasing act that requires at least one sorostitute (able bodied is a must - an amputee would be too cruel) and one tall frosty can of Steel Reserve. Merely lead the cock hungry whore (i.e. the sorostitute) into your bedroom or the back of your van, wherever you normally do this stuff, and proceed to penetrate her vigorously. After she is good and moist from some heavy duty fucking, pull out of her gaping vagina and immediately enter her gaping rectum. Since she is a lowly whore, she will expect this move as lovemaking's natural progression. But here's where you surprise the bitch: upon reaching climax, pull out once more and nut all over her back, but aim your shooting sperm arc so most of it gets in her stylish hairdo. As she contemplates the piss poor state of her life, you perform the coup de grace by shot gunning the Steel Reserve and pouring the undrinkable trickles on her cum gummed head. If and only if she really deserve this last part, then go ahead and: place one palm under her chin for leverage while smashing the empty can down on the top of her skull, thus crushing the can and whatever fleeting scraps of dignity she may have had left.
Hey I heard your slutty sister likes to get the Steely McMichaels, but she requests the skull can crunch! She must have suffered some trauma that links her arousal with pain and humiliation. Too bad.
Steely McMichaels by Alpha&Omega October 27, 2005

McMiracle 

An inebriated female seduced by a desperate intoxicated male after a night of heavy drinking and letdowns at prior engagaments during the evening by the use of a McDonald's breakfast sandwich within the confines of the restaurant between the hours of 3:00 and 5:00 am. The McMiracle can be easily spotted swaying in her spot in line and gabbing with her equally unattractive counterpart. She generally is mildly overweight, wearing an excessive amount of makeup, has smeared mascara, a slagging down bra strap, and possibly a broken stilleto heel. She is low on self esteem and prime for a greasy meal and several hours of cuddling after her complimentary sandwich. Although the McMiracle is no trophy, she is a worthy consolation prize during a morning which likely includes pounding headaches, vomiting, and regret.
"dude...what was that mess you dragged back from mickey d's last night"

"that thing of beauty was my McMiracle!"
McMiracle by JMB88 February 19, 2009

mcmickle 

to fondle or molest a person's body part
Stop mcmickleing my elbow, Terrell!
mcmickle by RodrigoSanchez November 26, 2010
Some stupid fucking word that people use to substitute "imitation" in the phrase "imitation is the highest form of flattery"
Person 1: What is the highest form of flattery?

Person 2: Oh! it's definitely mimicry!

Person 3: No it's not you fucking idiot, it's imitation. I've been saying it this whole time.
mimicry by Timbo15 June 16, 2011
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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