mckalester

They a real jerks! What dick heads! You love them then they say fuck you!!

Dang, your suck a Mckalester!

by Mego1606 October 28, 2017

mcalester

a town in southern oklahoma were everyone knows everyone, and have seen everyone’s nudes. we have crack heads or models, and old buildings that are falling apart. we’re always in the middle of a construction project, but never have the money to finish it!

“dude, did you see that model?”

“her dads a crackhead dude, they’re from mcalester.”

by lanehoy April 20, 2018

McAlister

An intelligent being who has potential and can do anything. I mean ANYTHING. Known as the bestest ass-kicker in the world.

"Man McAlister ! That was a good lickin' you gave!"

by Bucky-joop January 19, 2019

Douschebag McAlister

Another branch off the word doushebag just higher up on the doushebagery scale.

dude 1: Man that guy is a doushebag! he did my girlfriend
dude 2: Make that a Douschebag McAlister dude he also did your mom...

by emanyell October 9, 2010

McAllester

To seek the most difficult and unnecessary solution to any problem. To solve a problem by any means, especially if that solution causes more problems than previously existed in a given circumstance.

"Dude, all you had to do was call a tow truck. Hiring one hundred illegal immigrants to carry your car back to your house, while you sat inside making car noises, pretending to steer and shouting orders in a fake Irish accent, is simply no way to get things done. Way to McAllester your way out of that one."

by Chas Buttknuckle February 5, 2010

macalester

To try to appear pre-eminent; usually results from excess use of highfalutin language; pretentious.

Pronounced: ma-ck-al-s-ter
derived from a pre-eminent college in the midwest

Teacher: So, like, today I totally tried to modify my pedagogical approach by internalizing several anti-hegemonic conceptions of the classroom.

Bud: Dude, you're going totally macalester on me!

by Mr. Barnes July 9, 2006

Lamey McLamester

A truly lame person; one who makes a typical lamey seem cool in comparison. Unlike a lamey, a Lamey McLamester does detract from his or her surroundings considerable. You are not cool if you say hi to or acknowledging knowing a Lamey McLamester; his/her sheer presence in your awareness negatively impacts your coolness.

Cool guy: kill me now, i can't believe what a lamey mclamester my sister's boyfriend is, now my whole family's reputation has been tainted and christmas is gonna suck.
Lamey McLamester: hey hey hey, bro. BRO! can i call you bro? i'm going to anyway!

by Viktor II August 28, 2007