To think one self is clever. To be the only one who laughs at their own jokes; usually directed at Italians, because they don't want to admit their own heritage is itself laughable.
Italian: Hey, why do you always say the same stupid Italian jokes over and over again? Joker: I'm a McGray!
Italian: Oh, sorry to hear that, I think it's nice they let people like you contribute to the community.
A beautiful man who can occassionally be found lollerblading in the park.
He has no arms or legs so it's quite marvelous to see him perform these acts for free.
"Yo man did you seeGavin McGray lollerblading?"
"Sure as hell did man, that kidz got some moves."
An Irish actress best known for her roles in BBC Merlin and Supergirl. No one knows her birthday, she's probably a vampire, and she can't run properly or pronounce her actual name.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*