John McCain's Syndrome

A strange disorder that you have been tortured for nine years as a POW and cannot lift your hands above your head.

Cop: "Put your hands on your head!"

Man: "I can't... I have John McCain's Syndrome!"

by Some random hippie's horse? January 25, 2009

Scratching the McCain Bus

A euphemism for masturbating. The phrase was first coined when John McCain's campaign tour bus collided with a van in Miami in August 2008.

Man, I was so horny the other day even scratching the McCain Bus didn't help relieve the tension.

by Stringer57 September 3, 2008

This is Great News! For John McCain!

A phrase describing something that is so obviously bad for someone that it is sarcastically described as being great news. Derived from the 2008 Election where FOX news tried to make any news pertaining to the election, especially bad news, as a positive some how for John McCain!

Fox News Anchor: "Today photos were found of John McCain sodomizing his illegal immigrant lawn boy Juan."

Fox News Pundit: "This is Great news! For John McCain!."

or

Fox News Anchor: "Barack Obama leads in polls 99% to 1% with only 2 days before the election.

Fox News Pundit: "This is Great news! For John McCain!"

by Eartling Andy May 22, 2009

catholic conformist republican spinkick Mccain

The most awesome move to do in the pit

i just saw John Mccain windmilling at the anal cunt concert and i responded by throwing him a catholic conformist republican spinkick mccain to show my appreciation to such a pioneering deathcore contributor

by sean reinert November 21, 2010

McCained

When someone pretends to be something they're not for the sole purpose of selling everyone on their side out when it matters most.

I can't believe Judas betrayed Jesus like that. He really McCained him bad.

by TooLateBlue February 25, 2022

Left lane Lucas McCain

Long haul Truck Driver hauling livestock, usually in a Peterbilt or W9 Kenworth. The trucks aren't governed & they're usually in the left lane passing other traffic because that particular cargo has to be expedited.

If you're only going the speed limit out west, stay outta the hammer lane when you see left lane Lucas McCain in your mirror!

by Dr Dre' October 15, 2023

McCain or McCained

A person who repeatedly lies to the public for political or personal gain and who's actions do not match prior statements

McCain or McCained: Those who believed that John McCain would vote for the repeal of the Affordable Care Act were McCained by John McCain.

by The Guy 1955 September 22, 2017