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max murray 

A PENIS FAGGOT WHO PLAYS FUCKING FORTNITE

#WILLSUCKDICKFORVBUCKS

ALSO HAS NO MATES BUT IS SO SOCIALLY INEPT THAT HE THINKS THE PEOPLE WHO REALLY HATE HIME ARE ACUALLY HIS FRIENDS AND PESTER THEM, AND EVEN AFTER CONTINUOS VERBAL AND PHYSICAL ABUSE TRYING TO GTE HIM TO PISS THE FUCK OFF HE STILL THINKS PEOPLE FUCKING LIKE HIM. I MEAN LIKE HE FUCKING ENJOYS FIFA AND THINKS IT IS A GOOOD GAME. I MEAN LIKE ITS A GAE GAME. IF YOU TAKE THE M OUT OF GAME IT IS GAE. DO I HAVE TO SAY MORE. I HEREBY REST MY CASE

FUCK OF MAX MURRAY!
"MAX MURRAY FUCK OUT OF THE ROOM AND FIGHT LUKE MATE"

"why do i have to get out im mates with you guys"
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Macmurray 

Diarrhea under high pressure that escapes with a fart.

I took a macmurray and it took an hour to clean up the mess.
I blew a macmurray this morning and had to return home to change my underware.
Macmurray by booya96 March 12, 2015

MatMurrayed

A state of euphoria in which one has had a successful drumming session; this often concludes with Prosecco, Sekiro, Pink Cheeks, Love Pillow dry humping and several references to your brand new PC.
"I just got my first pay cheque and I can't wait to get absolutely MatMurrayed tonight!"
MatMurrayed by DeadbeatpunK December 15, 2019

MacMurray College 

the biggest hell hole in illinois where all the girls turn into lesbians and the guys standards go straight down the drain
you're going to MacMurray College (aka Mac)? do u plan on turning dike?
MacMurray College by some studs February 2, 2007

george macmurray 

george macmurray by subtum May 30, 2022
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