A man from the country of Mauritania. This man is Arab and Muslim by virtue of the location of his birth. Men from Mauritania are hard workers, they are after all Africans, they manage to remain civilized and intelligent while living in arid territory. The source of their qualities (being intrepid, kind, generous, selfless) are the Mauritanian women: the most beautiful and honorable women on the face of this earth. Mauritanian women are the only kind of women that can give birth to a Mauritanian man.
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Figuratively: A skinny man who prefers fat women.
In the Islamic Republic of Mauritania, fat and Rubenesque women are sexy and desirable. So much so, that instead of the crash diet of the West, they have a similar but opposite program: crash feeding or "gavage," where girls as young as 5 years old are force-fed milk, cream, butter, couscous and other calorie-rich food:
Girls as young as 5 and as old as 19 had to drink up to five gallons of fat-rich camel’s or cow’s milk daily, aiming for silvery stretch marks on their upper arms. If a girl refused or vomited, the village weight-gain specialist might squeeze her foot between sticks, pull her ear, pinch her inner thigh, bend her finger backward or force her to drink her own vomit. In extreme cases, girls died.
Interestingly, the ideal man is skinny (Mauritanians view portly men as womanish and lazy).
Figuratively: A skinny man who prefers fat women.
In the Islamic Republic of Mauritania, fat and Rubenesque women are sexy and desirable. So much so, that instead of the crash diet of the West, they have a similar but opposite program: crash feeding or "gavage," where girls as young as 5 years old are force-fed milk, cream, butter, couscous and other calorie-rich food:
Girls as young as 5 and as old as 19 had to drink up to five gallons of fat-rich camel’s or cow’s milk daily, aiming for silvery stretch marks on their upper arms. If a girl refused or vomited, the village weight-gain specialist might squeeze her foot between sticks, pull her ear, pinch her inner thigh, bend her finger backward or force her to drink her own vomit. In extreme cases, girls died.
Interestingly, the ideal man is skinny (Mauritanians view portly men as womanish and lazy).
Guy 1: Yea Darells got him self a new house.
Guy 2: Really a new house?!
Guy 1: No man, the house is his new bitch!
Guy 2: Aww man! That nigga must be Mauritanian!
Guy 2: Really a new house?!
Guy 1: No man, the house is his new bitch!
Guy 2: Aww man! That nigga must be Mauritanian!
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A strict exercise activity designed only for the most serious of athletes. This physical activity is where the subject gets on their hands and feet and arches their back as high as they can. Once their back is arched they move in a powerful thrusting motion forward with their head up. The subjects legs and arms resemble that of a bear crawling but are more extreme angles and are moving very fast.
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Get the Mauritania mug.mauritania is a former french colony in africa that has turned into a pretty disasterous country. it's history is summed up in the bloody battle between the moorish islamic minority and the black christian/amenist minority. ruled for years as a one party state, it had a decade long experiment with democracy, before a 2005 coup turned this into a military junta.
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In the future, we may choose Mauritania over permanent physical death with approval from it's elected ambassador to Earth.
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