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Guys, I am sorry for the racist and vulgar stuff I said on this here urbandictionary.com account. I have matured greatly since then and all that.
Guys, I am sorry for the racist and vulgar stuff I said on this here urbandictionary.com account. I have matured greatly since then and all that.
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post mature ejaculation 

To orgasm after the act of sex has been completed. The opposite of pre-mature ejaculation.
Jack failed to ejaculate during sex with Jill but successfully came afterward while eating a bowl of cereal in a phenomenon known as post mature ejaculation.
post mature ejaculation by brazzee September 5, 2010

mature trophy wife  

Older 'trophy' wife. He provides the power and money, she provides the entertainment. While not having the oh wow value of the younger trophy wife, she is still a hot body and compensates for the older age by having no limits on her sexual offerings.
He ditched wife number 1 for a mature trophy wife . See looks thte same age as wife #1 but she's a gym rat and heard she can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.
mature trophy wife by Geoplus January 8, 2008

Maturdal pride 

Being incredibly proud and protective of one's turd. Usually a keepable sized brown trout. Sometimes it's necessary to pixt it to a close male friend or relative.
Why is there a huge fucking shit in the toilet?

It's Barrett's. He too full of maturdal pride to flush it yet.

real mature 

1) slang: said when someone does some
thing childish, immature

2) rfm (real fucking mature) can also be used
guy 1: "Girls have cooties"
guy 2: "Real Mature, dude, real mature..."
guy 3: "Yeah, dude, rfm..."
real mature by drifter33032 April 19, 2007
What 97% of the people on Urban Dictionary aren't.
People who write sex positions for the most random words on Urban Dictionary are not mature.
Mature by Miku326 March 22, 2011

mature people are weenies 

if you are mature you are a weenie that can’t have fun. mature people do be pussys doe
Mature people are weenies and that’s on that.