Matthewing

A hoe ass nigga that do hoe ass shit all the time for no good reason...just cause he/she like being a how....originated from the butler family...also a snitch Bitch

So you took it upon yourself to rat me out even though you weren't arrested.. That's some Matt ass shit man...you matthewing dawg

by Matthewing May 6, 2016

Matthewing it

Reaching a flow-state of being so good at a game that it is unimaginable

While we were playing fornite, my friend is matthewing it.

by Jeridistifn February 19, 2026

mathering

inserting ones finger or fist into one's anus male or female wilst that person is vomitting

i heard tom was good at mathering

by ywenda October 14, 2011

Matthewism

Defined as the religion created from the superior name, by superior beings. To follow the faith of Matthewism, one must pray to the great demi-God; Pastor Matthew, hallowed be thy name. One must also deface a church of Danielism. And only after those spiritual undertakings, will one be allowed into the divine kingdom of Matthewism.

Wow! I just found out that Adam Sandler is a follower of Matthewism! He's my new favorite celebrity! He's the BEST!

by Pastor Matthew November 26, 2021

mayhewing

To speak with great authority and conviction on a topic that you know absolutely fuck all about.

Mayhewing: A person who is a know it all on any topic. Creates the impression that he or she has a deep understanding of the topic whilst actually not having a clue. Experienced Mayhewers will secretly consult google during a discussion and use the information gathered as their own.

by Pieletjies June 9, 2018

matthewitis

Matthew had just licked your hand. You're now infected and you are going to get a bad case of bad grades. GOOD LUCK!

Matthewitis has caused a string of 50s.

by AmeerTheDeer November 18, 2016

all lives mattering

(coming from all lives matter as a term that devalues the black lives matter movement)
to make something about you, that is not about you and by doing so taking away the meaning/cause/point at matter

"racially motivated police brutality and discrimination against black people is awful" - "But they do that to white people too" - "dude, you're all lives mattering this conversation"

by baby-rock June 9, 2020