matthewitis 

Matthew had just licked your hand. You're now infected and you are going to get a bad case of bad grades. GOOD LUCK!

Matthewitis has caused a string of 50s.

matthewitis by AmeerTheDeer November 18, 2016

Matthewriser 

A french verb defining the action of explaining something more complicatedly than it should be. An example of this would be trying to explain homework to another person but leaving that person more confused than he was in the beginning.

Bob: Est-ce que vous pouvez m'expliquer la réponse à 2+2?
Chad: Peut-être mais je matthewrise tous me éxplications et tu probablement serais plus confus qu'avant.
(Translation: Bob- Can you please explain to me the answer to 2+2
Chad: Maybe, but I "matthewriser" all my explanations so I'll probably leave you more confused than before)

Matthewriser by TrumpIsSucks November 11, 2016

matthewstasia 

a stinky boy who is afraid of showering. he’s a family guy who usually values the opinions of his parents/siblings, unless hygiene is involved. some may go as far as to call him a “walking shart”

“Hey Matthewstasia! How was your morning?”
“Great! I woke up, didn’t shower, and sniffed my own farts for a few hours!”

matthewstasia by matthewstasia July 5, 2023