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matthew james

A rare breed of man. Grows an emaculent beard. Natural born leader. Takes extremely good care of his woman. Tends to have anger issues.
I know a rare breed of man, Matthew James, his beard is beautiful and glows red when he is angered.

Matthew James adores his wife.
by Imperator Furiosa December 19, 2016
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Matthew James

(v) A ginger of epic proportions, fiery personality. Has the ability to fuck up a shot from any angle and distance.
Has been known to ruin any and all attempts at making a hookah (hub)
Holy shit Shaun you really had a Matthew James on goal there.

You can't smoke a Matthew James without losing a bit of soul.
by Greggle April 19, 2018
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Matthew James Vincent

A Hulky King of the bedroom who has a well kept beard and listens to metal. His style is sexy and stylish yet rugged and grunge. A Matthew James Vincent would pull off a tweed flat cap with a led zeppelin hoodie. His strong build and his style certainly portrays a Peaky Blinders Viking Rockstar. No one can top a Matthew James Vincent in the bedroom, he certainly knows how to treat a lady. His suited sexual partner would be a petit but robust blonde haired blue eyed lady who isn’t afraid to be herself around him.
If I ever meet a Matthew James Vincent, I’m calling dibs!
by BootyKicks November 18, 2025
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