a large, unruly mass of entangled curly hair on top of a white guy (named matt)'s head. similar to a jew'fro, less condensed than an afro, the matt'fro can only be killed with chemo. it must never be fed any hair product or else it will transform into a monstrosity of jersey shore-like proportions.
person 1: "johnny, stay away from that matt'fro. they eat children"
matt'fro: "he is right to warn you, johnny"
matt'fro: "he is right to warn you, johnny"
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Get the MATT FROM WII SPORTS mug.Matt is a beast who is capable of obliterating universes with but a mere glance, and that's when he's using only .000000000000000001% of his true power. It is wise to never challenge Matt to a duel unless you hate your own anus that badly. He is a pro in everything that he does, and you're guaranteed to lose to him every. single. time.
A CPU from the Wii Sports franchise that is capable of standing toe-to-toe with Shaggy in a death match. His strength is unmatched by any and every other Mii on the island.
It is rumored that Matt From Wii Sports shiny, mocha-colored bald head is capable of seeing millennia into the future.
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