matt'fro 

a large, unruly mass of entangled curly hair on top of a white guy (named matt)'s head. similar to a jew'fro, less condensed than an afro, the matt'fro can only be killed with chemo. it must never be fed any hair product or else it will transform into a monstrosity of jersey shore-like proportions.

person 1: "johnny, stay away from that matt'fro. they eat children"

matt'fro: "he is right to warn you, johnny"

matt'fro by timpac760 December 5, 2011

matt from wii sports

The ultimate being, will riggity reck anything that opposes it

Matt from wii sports: fuck you
shrek:dies

matt from wii sports by PGPFPGPGPGPG February 26, 2019

MATT FROM WII SPORTS

a god next to shaggy 2nd best best at everything can and will kill you

MATT FROM WII SPORTS IS COMMING TO KILL ME TODAY

MATT FROM WII SPORTS by Alan??????? November 21, 2019

Matt From Wii Sports

Matt is a beast who is capable of obliterating universes with but a mere glance, and that's when he's using only .000000000000000001% of his true power. It is wise to never challenge Matt to a duel unless you hate your own anus that badly. He is a pro in everything that he does, and you're guaranteed to lose to him every. single. time.

A CPU from the Wii Sports franchise that is capable of standing toe-to-toe with Shaggy in a death match. His strength is unmatched by any and every other Mii on the island.

It is rumored that Matt From Wii Sports shiny, mocha-colored bald head is capable of seeing millennia into the future.

Matt From Wii Sports by Fire Tongue June 18, 2020

Matt from Tinder

Someone you send your female significant other to have a good time with while you sit at home thinking about college boys as a ""man" in your forties.""

I told my girl to go hangout with Matt from Tinder.

Matt from Tinder by Joey Clause April 19, 2022

Matt from Centennial 

A terrible person, Matt gets no bitches and likes men.

Hey you know Matt from Centennial ? He likes dick in his ass

Matt from Centennial by Nfjdjfjf September 7, 2022

Matt white from endfield, ct

largest meat slinger you'll ever meet. Definitely loves to suck cock and often skips class. He is sexually attracted to the GTA loading screen and can not go more than 5 minutes without ripping his nicky.

Man that guy is packing, that must be matt white from endfield, ct!

Matt white from endfield, ct by jizz king 1234 March 1, 2022