Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Massive dick 

Piers Morgan.
Piers Morgan is a massive dick.
Massive dick by frimfram January 10, 2021

Massive Dick 

A person with the biggest dick in the world.
William doesn't have a massive dick, but Nirad does.
Massive Dick by AidanIstGay August 25, 2019

Massive dick confit 

It’s songood
Have you ever had massive dick confit? It’s songood
Massive dick confit by No tap August 1, 2024

Vinnie has a massive dick piercing 

Vinnie is a beautiful man that likes to pierce body,especially is penis. His dick rangers from around 20 to 30 inches. He is a force to be reckoned with.
Wow, look at that!!!! Vinnie has a massive dick piercing.

Leifs massive dick 

A massive dick bigger then earth
DAMMMM YOUR DICK IS AS BIG AS LEIFS MASSIVE DICK

haileys massive dick 

haileys dick is real!!!!!!!
wow look at HAILEYS MASSIVE DICK its sooooooo big!!!!!!
More from Urban Dictionary
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
Next