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massive shit 

a shit that is massive
"Damn son i just took a massive shit!"
massive shit by zolton4126 September 15, 2007
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massive shit 

A shit found in a public men's room that is so massive it spans the entire width of the toilet bowl and cannot be flushed unless broken into pieces with a shit stick
Oh my God! This massive shit was in the toilet. There was no way to flush it unless I smashed it with a shit stick!
massive shit by phreakphace June 18, 2018

massive shit 

uh oh oh honey i just released half my fucking body weight in shit in the toilet and now im dead of cancer
i have massive shit
massive shit by rowleyjeffson November 22, 2020

big massive shit 

Most cancerous YouTuber on earth, known as Ricegum. Worse than Keemstar. He has a more cancerous fanbase than: Syndicate, TMarTN, Keemstar, Any prank channel, any Minecrafter, any Reactioner, any Drama channel, any Call of Duty Dickrider like Ali-A, and even every Musical.ly YouTuber.
Look at that big massive shit, always flexing on everyone and finding the most pathetic excuses to cause drama in order to get views.
big massive shit by RceGumSks March 28, 2018

really fucking massive shit 

Constipation.....ongoing....day after day after day.

Visit the drug-store.
purchase some senna.
o/d on senna.
empty your bowels around your feet and down the legs of your jeans.
Drug-store again.
eat shit.
buy epicac
puke.
eat puke

Then soil the shop.....severely.
shabba.
I just did a really fucking massive shit....ooooh dear.

Massive Two Shits 

Another name for the state of Massachusetts.
I hate going to Boston in Massive two shits for business.
Massive Two Shits by ThePPH February 10, 2015
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