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Alan Masecar 

My lovely boyfriend that I hope to one day marry and start a new life with. I love him so very much. He's so funny, handsome, cute, and overall amazing. Sometimes he can make me a bit mad when he teases me but I still love him and always will love him. I want to kiss him forever as he holds me in his arms. I love him so much. I fell in love with him and I don't think I'll ever stop loving him. I don't mind what he does to his appearance, I fell in love with him for him. I want to be his wife someday. I love you, Alan. I don't think I'll ever stop loving you. <333333
Lila Smith, do you take Alan Masecar to be your lovely Husband?

"I do!" <333
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