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Massapequa Park 

Massapequa Park is a quant village located on the south shore of Nassau County, Long Island NY. It is considered by many to be the crown jewel of the Riviera of Long Island. It is part of "the Massapequa's".

Also known as "The Park" by those in the Massapequa area, it is known for its well-kept homes, various amenities and large population of mid-to-upper middle class families.

From the tree-lined streets to the well-kept homes to the plethora of fine dining, waterfront homes, private beaches and shopping available, it is truly one of the nicest areas to live on Long Island. Massapequa Park has some of the best Schools in the entire country. Two of the Elementary schools are in the top 1% bracket in the entire state of NY:

Birch Lane & East Lake Elementary.

Other prestigious blue-ribbon quality schools in the Massapequa Union Free School District #23 include:
Fairfield
Lockhart
Mckenna
Unqua
Berner Middle School
Ames
Massapequa High School

These schools excel athletically and academically. Massapequa SD is known as the powerhouse district on LI when it comes to all sports. And equally excels Academically.

2011 population for the Village is 17,300 with 5,762 households, and 4,932 families residing in the Village. The median income for a household in the CDP was $107,181, and the median income for a family was $116,266. Males had a median income of $77,859 versus $57,016 for females.
Massapequa Park is the crown jewel of the Long Island Riviera.

Best place to live on Long Island=Massapequa Park.

Farmingdale will never be like Massapequa, get over it.
Massapequa Park by rivvv January 17, 2011
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(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
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sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
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Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016