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A badass name. A “Maso” is a family man who keeps his word. He will slap the shit out of you if you talk negatively about his family. Do not confuse “Maso” with “Mason” as a Mason is the direct opposite of a Maso.
Man: Maso just saved a baby!
Women: Wow! I am so wet.
Maso by APGFBM May 9, 2021

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The most wonderful, funny person you will ever meet. Maso is kind to everyone he meets but won't be afraid to show his silly side. He is very kind and loving. Maso is funny and very handsome. Maso's are the best and you should never let them go.
Person 1: Who's that over there?
Person 2: That's Maso - he's so cool!
Maso by Sapiens_Curantis February 26, 2022
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Maso is a player from the 9th xv and is looking to move into the first 11 this year for cricket and with his new bowling action he is looking very promising. Lots of potential with litle brains

Known for having very large eyebrows like the guy from angry birds

A maso is mentally delusional, and is known for marinating everybody,

Weaknesses is foxys gyat, and the goalkeeper
"Foxy is #1 Gyat said Maso"
MASO by BOZO123442 August 29, 2023
Maso is a player from the 9th xv and is looking to move into the first 11 this year for cricket and with his new bowling action he is looking very promising. Lots of potential with litle brains

Known for having very large eyebrows like the guy from angry birds

A maso is mentally delusional, and is known for marinating everybody,

Weaknesses is foxys gyat, and the goalkeeper
"Foxy is #1 Gyat said Maso"
MASO by BOZO123442 August 29, 2023
Maso is a slang term for "masochist" commonly used to describe almost an exclusively sexualized masochist usually in porn or fanfiction
fanfic on the Internet: "they love being tied down, submitting to their partner waiting for the sweet sweet agony of what they're about to do to them.."
reader: "OMG they are a maso puddle I love them 😍💗"
Maso by [redacted fool is here] February 11, 2024

Maso Bra 

To be Maso bra is to make viral content on tic tok that is extremely original and most likely will get over 1000000000000 veiws. Dont worry the year 10's will never pay you out for it either.
Xavier: "Your tic tocs are almost as good as maso bras"
Xavier: "Maso bra those tik toks are so original"
Maso Bra by Xaiver Graham February 16, 2020

Maso-Sadachist 

An individual that derives pleasure from zombies exploding from inside snowmen.
You like the zombies popping out of those snowmen? You must be a real maso-sadachist
Maso-Sadachist by Slider8980 December 28, 2020
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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