masinta 

she is a type of girl that is french and loves to eat croissants and make baked good for a living

do you know masinta

oh yeah i do she just gave me brownies yesterday

masinta by Carsons most loyal acolyte November 21, 2021

e-maintain 

We’ve always conditioned men to maintain women—this isn’t something new. What’s different is this “maintenance” has become completely electronic for some men, and the men doing the “maintaining” aren’t seeing or even making an effort to see the women they are connecting with. Men are just texting, emailing or using social media to give the impression they are checking in or they care—in order to maintain these women.

For these men, the definition of “maintenance” has shifted from traditional strategies like sending gifts and engaging in the occasional dinner, drinks or movie, to this incredibly convenient and empty form of communication based on text messages, emails, and social media: e-maintaining. And it is a mode of communication that isn’t even based in reality.

Coined by Yashar Ali

Since their last night together, Michael kept in touch with Karen on a regular basis. Every couple of weeks, Karen received a text or email from him. The messages always started out the same way, “What’s up?”

Karen would always fill him in on her life, and Michael would always respond with the same short answer, “That’s cool.”

After one or two text messages, Michael would usually disappear. But a couple of weeks later, he would show up again. Sometimes their conversations would go deeper—ten minutes of texting back and forth. Karen would find hope in those longer texting sessions, thinking that he was finally engaging with her.

A couple times he even texted, “We should have dinner soon.”

But every time Karen agreed to dinner, Michael would tell her about his really busy month at work, delaying the need to schedule a real date. Then, he would never follow up.

This faux-relationship wasn’t going anywhere and Karen was left feeling confused and frustrated about Michael’s intentions.

But these sporadic texts weren’t even about sex. Michael never even proposed any sort of rendezvous. And Karen’s motivation was certainly not friendship. “I have enough friends,” she said.

“He’s not even trying to sleep with me, what’s the point of all this?”

I told her, “Karen you’re being e-maintained”

e-maintain by Caramello October 11, 2013

raging and maintaining 

When in college, you party multiple times a week yet maintain a 3.0 gpa

Bro 1:
Dude, your grades blow and you don't even party. I have been raging and maintaining since freshman year and I'm going to get a dope-ass job.

Bro 2: I don't know how you do it bro

raging and maintaining by chokatay247 November 14, 2010

maintaining 

keeping your cool no matter what happens. used in keeping a certain way about you.

"maintaining rock-on status"

maintaining by filter January 25, 2005

Macintard 

A person who believes that Apple Inc. is the be-all and end-all of computer-related technology; one who refuses to acknowledge the fact that Apple products are still imperfect despite their slightly more friendly user interface.

John: Greg just lied to my face and told me that his new iPad had Flash support.

Matt: Yesterday he told me that the only version of Microsoft Office he would use is the one installed on his iMac.

John: What a Macintard.

Macintard by McDBHS February 28, 2011

maintain 

To keep your composure even in the most adverse and drunken circumstance.

Dude I need to maintain or I won't make it to the next bar.

maintain by dannyfoskey February 7, 2003

Maintainer 

A highly skilled Airman charged with the task of fixing what a pilot does to a perfectly good aircraft.

That maintainers gonna be pissed when we bring this plane back in.

Maintainer by J.Z. 1 June 3, 2009