mashing taters

When a man cums inside a woman and punches the woman's vagina until it becomes numb. When she is on her period, the blood can add a nice cranberry flavor/ look. Heating up the semen in a plastic bag can give the girl a nice sensation and act as the gravy.

Tyler was mashing taters so hard Averie couldn't walk for weeks

mashing taters by ten_leprechauns April 7, 2017

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Mashing Taters

The male to male scissor

I walked in on 2 guys mashing taters.

Mashing Taters by Thomas Oslanski March 28, 2024

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mashing my taters

Gay shit a coworker does

He loves mashing my taters- Big J

mashing my taters by Pimply November 19, 2023

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Mashin' taters

The act of a man pleasuring himself

Man I just got done mashin' taters.

Mashin' taters by Gypsy Roll May 19, 2009

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Tater mashing

Southern slang used to say that a male is masturbating.

Sometimes at sleepovers I can hear my best friend's brother taking part in tater mashing.

Tater mashing by heynow21 January 22, 2013

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

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