mashing taters

When a man cums inside a woman and punches the woman's vagina until it becomes numb. When she is on her period, the blood can add a nice cranberry flavor/ look. Heating up the semen in a plastic bag can give the girl a nice sensation and act as the gravy.

Tyler was mashing taters so hard Averie couldn't walk for weeks

mashing taters by ten_leprechauns April 7, 2017

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Mashing Taters

The male to male scissor

I walked in on 2 guys mashing taters.

Mashing Taters by Thomas Oslanski March 28, 2024

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mashing my taters

Gay shit a coworker does

He loves mashing my taters- Big J

mashing my taters by Pimply November 19, 2023

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Mashin' taters

The act of a man pleasuring himself

Man I just got done mashin' taters.

Mashin' taters by Gypsy Roll May 19, 2009

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Tater mashing

Southern slang used to say that a male is masturbating.

Sometimes at sleepovers I can hear my best friend's brother taking part in tater mashing.

Tater mashing by heynow21 January 22, 2013

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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