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McScrotum
1. A pseudonym for Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Donovan McNabb
2. A Happy Meal toy from the world famous restaurant chain in the shape of a man-sac
2. A Happy Meal toy from the world famous restaurant chain in the shape of a man-sac
macroturd
An absolutely unimaginably gargantuan turd, one that is so huge that it cannot even begin to fit into a toilet bowl, thereby forcing the shitter to choose another turding spot.
I understand that initially the Smithsonian was going to display his astounding macroturd but there was a lot of blowback from museum board members about its ultimate appropriateness.
macroturd by Dr Bunnygirl August 31, 2019
Totes Mascrotes
A variation of totes magotes, an awkward attempt at a cool way to say "totally". Totes mascrotes indicates agreement that something is really lame.
"It really annoys me when people use the word literally and don't mean literally."
"Totes mascrotes."
"Totes mascrotes."
Totes Mascrotes by Samsquamtch March 16, 2010
Mascutum
The protection of men or male presenting persons
From the Latin words masculum and scutum meaning male and shield
From the Latin words masculum and scutum meaning male and shield
Mascutum by Kris/was/taken November 1, 2025
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.