mascrotum

The fleshy, vacuous beings from the "I Heart Zinglarp 5" episode of Babylon 5.

"Mateusz is a mascrotum"

by NADSZES April 24, 2006

McScrotum

1. A pseudonym for Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Donovan McNabb
2. A Happy Meal toy from the world famous restaurant chain in the shape of a man-sac

1. Ugh, McScrotum choked AGAIN...he obviously has no balls.
2. KLL: Oooh, oooh, what did you get in your Happy Meal?
HP: I got the coveted McScrotum.
KLL: Oooooh, it's so life like. It even smells like sweaty man-sac. That makes my man-wang tlngle. I'll be calling in sick tomorrow.

by fu_db May 22, 2009

macroturd

An absolutely unimaginably gargantuan turd, one that is so huge that it cannot even begin to fit into a toilet bowl, thereby forcing the shitter to choose another turding spot.

I understand that initially the Smithsonian was going to display his astounding macroturd but there was a lot of blowback from museum board members about its ultimate appropriateness.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 31, 2019

Totes Mascrotes

A variation of totes magotes, an awkward attempt at a cool way to say "totally". Totes mascrotes indicates agreement that something is really lame.

"It really annoys me when people use the word literally and don't mean literally."

"Totes mascrotes."

by Samsquamtch March 16, 2010

mascrotia

The space between a mans nutsack and thigh not to be confused with the taint.

My Mascrotia is super sweaty!

Yo son, my Mascrotia looks like elbow skin!

Girls like if u have a fat Mascrotia!

by anatomy guru December 7, 2013

Mascutum

The protection of men or male presenting persons

From the Latin words masculum and scutum meaning male and shield

I hate when men are giving mascutum when in the wrong

by Kris/was/taken November 1, 2025