mascrotum
"Mateusz is a mascrotum"
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McScrotum
1. A pseudonym for Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Donovan McNabb
2. A Happy Meal toy from the world famous restaurant chain in the shape of a man-sac
2. A Happy Meal toy from the world famous restaurant chain in the shape of a man-sac
macroturd
An absolutely unimaginably gargantuan turd, one that is so huge that it cannot even begin to fit into a toilet bowl, thereby forcing the shitter to choose another turding spot.
I understand that initially the Smithsonian was going to display his astounding macroturd but there was a lot of blowback from museum board members about its ultimate appropriateness.
macroturd by Dr Bunnygirl August 31, 2019
Totes Mascrotes
A variation of totes magotes, an awkward attempt at a cool way to say "totally". Totes mascrotes indicates agreement that something is really lame.
"It really annoys me when people use the word literally and don't mean literally."
"Totes mascrotes."
"Totes mascrotes."
Totes Mascrotes by Samsquamtch March 16, 2010
mascrotia
My Mascrotia is super sweaty!
Yo son, my Mascrotia looks like elbow skin!
Girls like if u have a fat Mascrotia!
Yo son, my Mascrotia looks like elbow skin!
Girls like if u have a fat Mascrotia!
mascrotia by anatomy guru December 7, 2013
Mascutum
The protection of men or male presenting persons
From the Latin words masculum and scutum meaning male and shield
From the Latin words masculum and scutum meaning male and shield
Mascutum by Kris/was/taken November 1, 2025
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"