marshketeer 

A person of higher intelligence. Her ability to share said knowlegde is often misconstrewed as haughtiness.

Those also of high intelligence know this is not true for they are eager to learn and never offended by knowledge.

Marshketeers are smart and have lots of friends.

marshketeer by sweetdelilah June 14, 2004

marshketeer 

Someone so deluded, they would think anybody would be jealous of them. A bitter, angry person who's boyfriend is ugly, stupid, and smallish and thinks she looks like an orka. Thank God for BOB.

The Marsketeers really need BOB, they are very lonely girls.

marshketeer by STEVO47 June 24, 2004

Marketeer 

A portmanteau of the words ‘Marketing’ and ‘Buccaneer’, created by Brand Managers in an attempt to make them sound more dynamic.

Bob “I ran into Dwain Dibbley the other day.”
Mike “Really, so what’s he up to these days?”
Bob “Apparently he’s a Marketeer for MegaGlobal Corp.”
Mike “Well; he always was an unimaginative, spreadsheet licking twat!“
Bob “For sure.”

Marketeer by Vince Mode March 4, 2017

Marshkeeters 

see marshketeer

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Marshkeeters by BloodyMary June 25, 2004

Masketeer 

1. Someone who wears a mask during Covid-19 everywhere they go...under their chins or on their foreheads, rarely over the nose and mouth.

2. Persons who remove the mask when talking so they can be heard, then wear it when walking off, 'cause they're smart.

"Look at the three masketeers coming down the road, don't engage them in a conversation, they'll remove the mask!"

Masketeer by They Knew April 28, 2020

Marketeer 

A person spesializing in tricking other people to belive in false statments to promote a product or idea.

Bob: "I bought this bottle that suppose to make your water cleaner"
Jhon: "It's just a regular bottle Bob"
Bob: "Holy shit, you are right. I think this fucking peace of shit Gregory the Marketeer from Bottles Inc. just marketeered the shit out of me into buying this bottle!"

Marketeer by GreegoryTheMarketeer September 15, 2020

Marketeer 

A person that is specializing in tricking other people to belive in a statment that is not necessarily true in order to promote a product or opinion

Bob: "Look, I bought this bottle that makes your water cleaner"
Jhon: "It looks like a regular bottle to me Bob. I think you got Marketeered again"
Bob: "Oh you are right. This fucking piece of shit Gerry the Marketeer tricked me again!"

Marketeer by GreegoryTheMarketeer September 16, 2020