married iguanas

is a joke on marijuana duh

how dare you smoke the married iguanas

by Cpt_Wacky_Pants February 13, 2018

Married Iguana

Another word for marijuana, weed, pot, the devil's lettuce etc

Do you want to do the married iguana?

by charzardsuit2018 March 07, 2019

marry iguana

The unexperienced folk's way of saying marijuana.

Suzy asked Kieth if he wanted to do smoke some cannabis after school. Kieth replied "No way dude! Marry iguana will ruin your brain!"

by Hue-Two February 01, 2018

gay married iguana

Kinda like marijuana but worse, cuz its gay, and married iguana

"Jimmy grows gay married iguanas, but he hasn't been arrested for it yet".

by IzYaBoi December 20, 2017

marry your iguana

another word for marijuana

i could smell the marry your iguana from here
oi, eshaylad , pass the marry the iguana

by tis8445 March 25, 2018