marly bouer 

Marly Bouer is a beautiful girl with brown hair and brown eyes and tan. She is a Virgo. And i think i’m in love with her. She is 5’5 and Marly L. Bouer if you see this than text me back. because i’ve been in love with you since second grade.

“Hey you still have a crush on Marly Bouer.”
“Yeah, It’s not a crush i love her.”

marly bouer by hiiiiiurbandictionary December 11, 2020

Bloody Mary Boner 

When she's on her rag, & you pullout... Then you refuse to wash it off & ask her if she "would like a pickle w/ that." Her name also has to be Mary.

Him: Damnit Mary, would you like a pickle with that!

Her: I would love a Bloody Mary Boner!

Bloody Mary Boner by xXOhio4Lovers February 1, 2023