marklike

blindly desirable

"he hasn't even met me and he's already asking all about me...I'm so marklike..."

by stella otwa May 2, 2009

Marklied

To be robbed,scammed,conned, lied to, used by a loser

I was marklied, I trusted this guy in my home and came home and all my tools were gone and my garage was cleaned out.

by Nun Mel April 5, 2021

marklied

When a guy lies cheats and steals from you. Usually a meth addict

I was dating this guy and he lied and fucked me over then stole my stuff.

Oh you got marklied

by Marklied April 4, 2021

Marklied

To be used,conned,scammed,robbed, lied to by the most notorious delusional loser in Piedmont triad area.

I was marklied , I trusted this guy in my house and I came home and all my tools were gone.

by Nun Mel April 5, 2021

A Markline

The even MORE cheapskate version of Skerple textas. I'm not sure theyre even perminant.

Guy 1: Hey man, can i borrow a Sharpie?
Guy 2: ahh, sorry man I only have a Skerple
Guy 1: ah yeah ok, gimme it
Guy 2: *hands him a markline*
Guy 1: what the shit is this shit?! did welfare stop paying you!?

Guy 2: ...

by Chuddom January 4, 2010

Markike Cat

Basically Markai Cat

If you don't know who she is
She's a pedo, racist, a cheater, really fucking weird

Person 1: Wow! Its markai cat!
Me: No its markike cat you twat

by hugefatcocklol November 28, 2020

Markliterate

To have the reading and writing skills of my friend Mark.

Mark thinks that s is g and g is s; he is Markliterate

by Mega bruh 69420 June 11, 2021