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Mark Wahlberg 

A racist, untalented piece of shit who committed violent hate crimes against multiple Vietnamese men and only decided to "apologize" for it three decades later in an attempt to get his felony record expunged so he could acquire a liquor license for his shitty restaurant.

If you want a true testament to how phony his apology was, just look at his work; virtually every movie and television show that he's involved with vilifies and mocks Asian people, particularly Asian men.

The mainstream media pushes the narrative that he's a "changed man," and all the lemmings believe it, but his projects show that he's the same hateful lowlife he always was.
If Mark Wahlberg gets hit by a bus, an angel will get its wings.
Mark Wahlberg by Donald Scum November 13, 2018
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mark wahlberg 

sexy model turned rapper to actor
i would love to marry that sexy mark wahlberg
mark wahlberg by Sexy diva December 3, 2007

Mark Wahlberg 

Mark Robert Michael Wahlberg (born June 5, 1971) is an American actor, film and television producer, and former rapper. He was known as Marky Mark in his earlier years, and became famous for his 1991 debut as frontman with the band Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch. He was named No. 1 on VH1's 40 Hottest Hotties of the 90's. Wahlberg is well known for his roles in films such as Fear (1996), Boogie Nights (1997), Three Kings (1999), The Perfect Storm (2000), Planet of the Apes (2001), Rock Star (2001), The Italian Job (2003), I Heart Huckabees (2004), Four Brothers (2005), The Departed (2006), Invincible (2006), Shooter (2007), Max Payne (2008), The Fighter (2010), Date Night (2010), and Ted (2012). He has also served as the executive producer of the TV series Entourage, Boardwalk Empire and How to Make It in America.
Did you see the movie Boogie Nights?
Yeah, without Mark Wahlberg the movie would not be a hit.
Mark Wahlberg by David Faustino November 19, 2012

Mark Wahlberg 

He's too good for words and can only be described as 'fuck me sexy'.
Mark Wahlberg is a fuck me sexy kind of person.
Mark Wahlberg by Geddup. December 20, 2010

mark wahlberg 

mark wahlberg is an actor, producer, singer, director, extra... and is in everything. don't believe me? okay, that's on your conscience.
anna: have you seen the new movie with mark wahlberg?
justin: uhh, which one?

Markwahlbergolgy

The scientific study of the behavior of Mark Wahlberg over time.
Markwahlbergolgy as it appears in the field.

An example of Mark Wahlberg talking to an animal.

Hey I'm Mark Wahlberg, your a donkey. What's up with that. Say hello to your mother for me

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026