marina fever 

upon the first sip of an alcoholic beverage one is overcome with an extremely red burning face, hot to the touch and uncontrollable laughter. One stricken with marina fever take on the characteristics of a llama, spitting things such as crushed ice. If you are seeking to improve your self esteem, simply talk to someone overcum by marina fever, as they laugh at anything and everything you say, making you believe that you are humorous, when really, you're not. at all. Symptoms also include going into dark rooms with naked strangers and a craving for chipotle.

Pat: Did you see that girl spitting chipotle and crushed ice all over my mommy's carpet?!
Emily: She clearly has marina fever.

marina fever by melainalikesthirstythursday November 6, 2010